Best Friends
with Nicole Byer & Sasheer Zamata
April 19, 2022
Hello, mhmm! This week we talk about Sasheer’s overenthusiastic fan, break down TI’s antics/bad behavior at comedy shows, the things fans yell at Nicole, Sasheer’s busy travel schedule, Nicole’s private jet dreams, celeb sightings on planes, take another swing at the “I Hate” game, luxurious car washes, and more. They take a quiz to find their most toxic trait, and answer listener questions on whether you should push yourself to go out, more chair advice, fat girl summer camps, and how to handle a friend who ghosted for years and then acts like nothing happened.
Plus, stay tuned at the end of the episode for a clip of Well Read Black Girl with Glory Edim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/well-read-black-girl-with-glory-edim/id1591263597
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
424-645-7003
April 12, 2022
LISTEN… we are good! This week, Nicole shares more of her deep love for Vin Diesel, we break down how the justice system REALLY works and decide the answer is DON’T COMMIT CRIME, we wonder if jail in Palm Springs has a pool, and question capitalism in general. Nicole and Sasheer take a quiz where they pick food to see who they are in a friend group (and learn what a hot milk cake is), and answer a listener question about trying to care about your friends’ interests (even when you think it’s boring).
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
424-645-7003
April 5, 2022
Um… do you have any food for Sasheer and Nicole? This week we discuss Sasheer’s craving for tostada and eggs, favorite internet videos like The Bread and Salad Fingers, why is everything so frickin’ backordered, Sasheer forgetting how to make her car move forward and her other adventures with her new Tesla, Nicole’s gas miracle, Benihana dreams, and more. They take a quiz to see what Instagram design trend they should try, and answer listener questions on how to organize one’s chairs, creating a new community without hurting your friends (don’t listen to Drake – get new friends!), how to get a friend to open up about a relationship, and creating boundaries with an over-enthusiastic friend.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
424-645-7003
March 29, 2022
Hello Hello Hello it’s nice to see you! Let’s get to it – THE SLAP – that’s what we are talking about this week. Nicole and Sasheer discuss their favorite slap memes and tweets, all the responses, whether this will lead to more slaps, their hot takes, and more. How did Jada feel?
What if it WAS a bit?? Should Will have even won??? We wrap things up by getting listener feedback on plus-size skate equipment, sweet Korean hot dogs, the Daniels twins, and answer a listener question on what to do when your best friend/ex-boyfriend puts up harsh boundaries.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
424-645-7003
March 22, 2022
Wow Wow Wow how would you feel if your teeth were falling right out of your head? This week we discuss Nicole and Sasheer’s dental adventures with other people’s toothbrushes, water picks, crowns popping off, and more! They then cover shopping in one’s own closet, Sasheer nearly chopping her ankles off and not getting sugar on her hot dog, watching a couple break up at Chili’s, decide there is no good way to go through a breakup, how Animorphs worked, Sasheer’s shaved head, and is Cynthia Daniel at home? Then they hear from a listener on why we refrigerate eggs, answer where you can donate clothes for drag queens, share how to talk to the bride about choosing plus-sized friendly bridesmaid dresses, and discuss how to let a not-so-close friend down easily.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
424-645-7003
March 15, 2022
Bee Dee Bee Dee Bum Bum! This week, Nicole recaps ALL of Forrest Gump, Sasheer wonders why the bubba gump shrimp is so buff on top, Jordan teaches us where the smiley face is from, and Nicole and Sasheer share black country artists they love. They take a quiz to see what kind of complainer they are, and answer listener questions about their friend being into their ex-step brother on a family vacation (is that you Cher?) and what to do when your friend/crush doesn’t return your feelings.
Here is the quiz we took: https://www.purewow.com/wellness/what-type-of-complainer-are-you
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
424-645-7003
March 8, 2022
Happy day! Isn’t it annoying how vegetables go bad? Nicole and Sasheer discuss cooking at home, why they love Wendy, what Sasheer bought from the grocery store, how bodies need to stay the same, Nicole’s ambien trip, splitting a personal chef, Nicole’s new stance on orange juice, and gifts Nicole and Sasheer recently exchanged. We answer listener questions on if it’s rude when your friends compares you to a crocodile, have some fears allayed by a travel agency, and answer a question on if you should ask to attend a wedding or not.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
424-645-7003
March 1, 2022
We’re here! This is a podcast called Best Friends! Nicole and Sasheer talk about Clyde taking TOO many poops, how Jeff Bridges can get it, and being dirty in inappropriate places. They take a quiz to see if they REALLY are best friends, discuss how hard it is to keep secrets, what’s the bees knees, where Sasheer should be slutty, and how much Clyde hated NY. They wrap things up by answer listener questions on how to manage a friend who expresses feelings and then pulls away, and how to keep yourself from crushing on your friends. Now go take a nap!
Here is the quiz we took this week: https://www.buzzfeed.com/goldensnitch13/bff-test-6du7azl9dm
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
424-645-7003
February 22, 2022
What’s a better group friend hang – in 3s or 4s? And what about an adult camp or a picnic? Travel agents are still a thing. Should Nicole and Sasheer go on a mystery flight/destination? Is that my friend wearing this blond wig, where’s my nose ring? More holiday talk and windows can’t be NAKED. Decorating is fun but a long process. Nicole has the daybed but not the actual bed and Sasheer doesn’t have the matching man pants so they’re not matching. We are getting tattoos today and Sasheer says she loves Nicole and it’s the most romantic thing that’s ever happened to her. But then mayhem and laughter about what tattoos they’re getting, as Nicole forgets which animal she loved the most. A listener checks in with us again but please note there’s some offensive and graphic language quoted in her call around 38 minutes (immediately after the second commercial break) that you may find potentially harmful – so feel free to skip to ‘You’re White Brian’ around 39:48. Everyone can learn from dirty sexxxy talk, and be respectful in the kink. And today’s episode has the full range of emotions. Fin.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
424-645-7003
February 15, 2022
WOW WOW WOW! Live shows are back! Nicole and Sasheer are live at the Largo talking about their sweet matching outfits, how do street names happen, do bones hurt, cells changing every seven years, and Nicole’s cool brown socks. They take a quiz to see if they are a bad friend, and answer listener questions about winning over your partner’s friends, what to do when your best friend starts licking your nipples, as well as lots of audience questions. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com 424-645-7003
February 8, 2022
You can’t see it, but we are waving at you! Nicole and Sasheer talk all things fire-tables, the same recipes at restaurants tasting different, the end of the fast-casual restaurant, bolognese for the table, “do you speak no mustard?”, how to use a toaster oven, Sasheer giving in and eating more salads and being sleepy, Nicole’s Blues Clues outfit, being a WOMAN (we love you June Diane Raphael), things they want to do this year , and hitting up Benihanas. They get listener advice on how a previous listener can get her book back, and answer a question about how to deal with a mean friend in high school. Also if you knew Nicole or Sasheer in high school and thought she was cool, email us!
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
424-645-7003
February 1, 2022
BEE BOP BOO BOP BAH DEE DEE DEEDOO! This week, we discuss Nicole’s role in Sasheer’s dream and how they are maybe getting an airbnb together(?), tooting on an airplane, the early days of their friendship, visiting the nearest town strip, hotdish, food pyramids that love bread, and all the sweet things they love. They wrap things up by answering a listener question about a friend/roommate where the friendship is starting to fizzle.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
January 25, 2022
We are back in the habit! Though the weather is putting a damper on our spirits, we discuss Nicole quitting cigarettes, struggling to have good sleep hygiene, get nostalgic on vintage commercials, cast-iron skillet care, the cowards at Applebees refusing to bring back the applechimicheesecake (#bringbackthechimicheesecake), Nicole & Sasheer’s need for new Eastside LA restaurant recs (email us your recs!), and their hopes for the spring/summer. They take a quiz to see what their midnight snack should be, and answer a listener question about gift-giving amongst friends.
Here is the quiz Nicole and Sasheer took – Tell Us About Yourself And We’ll Tell You What Midnight Snack You Should Make
https://www.purewow.com/food/midnight-snack-quiz
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January 18, 2022
Happy old new year! Nicole and Sasheer share their socially-distanced hangs (out of cars), Sasheer’s new blanket sweater, Nicole’s new year treat that almost made her cum, Sasheer’s blurry photos, the origin of the tooth fairy , QAnon queries, an update on Sasheer’s yard, and coyotes just sittin’ on a bench. They take a quiz to see what baby animal they are (and explore Sasheer’s love of fish sticks), and answer listener questions about a friend who takes things too seriously, get advice about how to avoid snoring, and how to manage a relationship with a man while having straight male friends.
Here is the quiz Nicole and Sasheer took – What Cute Baby Animal Are You? – https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/games/personality-quizzes/article/which-cute-baby-animal
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January 11, 2022
Everybody wet your whistle! This week we dive into Arco’s shrub art, how Nicole is a mystery to Nicole, how it feels when someone compliments your work, being honest about how you feel, returning to pole, Nicole’s strange interactions with men at her house, why dogs sniff butts, and having fun burping! Then, they answer listener questions about how to pronounce Nicole’s name, how to handle a friend who sends photos with too much of their body in them, and new friends inviting strangers over. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
