Sean and Hayes congratulate The Bachelor for making a one-armed girl wear roller skates and finally putting her in her place. Then they hop in the time machine with a Classic Tanks But No Tanks from back when they were drivetime radio hosts on an Adult Hits station in Santa Fe. Eventually ANDERS HOLM of “Workaholics” shows up to preach on Gigolos and play a sad game inspired by American Idol.

Drop the wack looks racists! Andrew Ti and this week’s guest Alex Blagg talk about what is considered a nazi haircut, what if Hitler chose a different mustache, and why racists need a better fashion sense. Leave us a message about any possible racist haircuts at (323) 389-RACE.

Prepare your earholes for Building The Track Pt. 3! Today’s guest on Rafflecast is none other than Howard Kremer aka Dragon Boy Suede. In 20 minutes they created the song “Shotgun Trukk (If Drive Was A TV Movie)”. It’s Howard/Jon, Son! Cyrus Gheremani on keys, Brett Morris on bass and production, Howard Kremer on a little guitar. Produced by Brett and Cyrus.

Aren’t you glad that the Roastmaster General Jeffrey Ross and Canadian singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith are making their Comedy Bang Bang debut!? That’s not all, Sarah Silverman joins us to sing some of her telegrams and author Cam Billmoth reads an excerpt from his new book Letters To Mom. Plus, we play a heated game of Would You Rather? and Ron treats us to a song from his new album “Forever Endeavour.”

Andrew Ti and special guest Alex Blagg (BajillionHits.biz) are ready to podcast and talk about awful advertisements. Alex tells us about having Mike Tyson on his new interactive game show, being aware of commercials that are targeted to a certain demographic, and terrible ads that trick old people to spend money out of fear. Call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask us if anything is racist.

Indie comic darling Eugene Mirman visits the calming shores to talk about the first time he met Randy & Jason in New York, opening for bands such as The Shins, and moving to America from Russia at the age of 4. He also tells us about how the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival started as a joke, explains water boarding during a round of Quick Hits, and has the craziest walking with Michael Stipe at a Mexican music festival story ever. You have to tune in to hear it!!! Plus, our resident Fantasy-ologist Jesse Thorn is here to get us ready for Super Bowl Sunday by giving us some tips for picking last minute dips and sauces.

Dogs, bathroom floors, and Japan, oh my! Improv actor and comedy writer TRICIA MCALPIN came on and we discussed a day in the life of Tricia and hear an explanation of which noodles rule. Enjoy!

Katie Dippold introduces Ronna and Beverly to a new word association game! Katie visits Ronna & Beverly to talk about the process behind writing the upcoming comedy film The Heat, where Raiders of The Lost Ark took place, and how a concussion she received in 2nd grade could have possibly unlocked her creative side. Plus, Beverly lies to Ronna about getting her flu shot.

We hear a NEW Chart theme on today’s TWO CHARTED! Ku-Ku & Wie-Wie tell us about their past week which includes their experience at Sundance, Kulap showcases her boy voice, and Howard gives us some news on the upcoming Dragon Boy Suede album. Address your femininity!

The Yo, Is This Racist?/Shots Fired crossover week ends today as Andrew Ti, Jeff Weiss, and MC Nocando discuss self-identification. They explain how your upbringing defines your self-identity, race being a social construct, and people claiming to be transracial. Let us know if you think something is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Charlie Sanders, John Gemberling, and Colton Dunn join Matt Besser for another edition of Case Closed on today’s improv4humans! They have a discussion with a listener about what is considered too soon, finding a scene from the Gun Control episode to be in poor taste, and the importance of tackling recent issues. This episode is also filled with airplane babies, loud theatre goers, and robot pizza commercials. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon. You can also now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “The Six Most Important Sets in the History of Standup” at mattbesser.com!

It’s comedy nirvana as fellow Earwolf podcasters, the Sklar brothers, sit down with Jake on this week’s Fogelnest Files! They discuss the best and worst of video blogging including; a young man who passionately defends the Furry way of life, a man in the shower with a flair for the dramatic, and Taylor Swift revealing her inner corporate shill. The man in the shower really brings it. They also check out the Schwarzenegger classic Twins and they watch a terrific Huey Lewis and the News music video. Plus, New Order and Lou Reed lending their musical genius to horrible commercials. To watch the clips discussed on this show go to: http://www.youtube.com/thefogelnestfiles. Make sure to go to the Fogelnest Files on iTunes and leave a review for T.G.I. Friday’s and come check out Jake live at the UCB tonight (Jan.31st) with special guests Chelsea Perreti and Rob Huebel!

Andrew Ti and Shots Fired hosts Jeff Weiss & MC Nocando answer a teacher’s question about making fun of Japanese ESL students. They are given no examples as to why this teacher finds their work so amusing, Jeff shares a story from his teaching days, and the gang send a message out to all the teachers out there. Keep your questions coming by calling us at (323) 389-RACE.

Rob Huebel returns to talk about his good buddy George Clooney on today’s Who Charted! It starts off erotically charged as Howard and Kulap talk to Rob about when he lost his virginity and they discuss sexy airlines and getting mobbed by fans at this year’s Sundance. Things then get real as Rob confronts Kulap about a fight she may have sparked between Rob and his lady. They also countdown the Top 5 Heat Seeking singles on the Billboard chart and Mama and Zero Dark Thirty get the business while counting down the movie chart. Plus, Rob takes a swing at Chart Goose!

Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn), Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch), Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo), and Bartho Shett (Ken Daly) have successfully made it inside the collector’s base with the help of Tras and Carn (Mr. Sark). They’ve been careful not to get spotted until they reach the catwalk. Now they must roll to see if they can reach a running collector before he warns others of their presence. Will luck be on their side or will they roll botches? Plus, the gang makes a proposal to create a time capsule and recalls an old adventure featuring Gerry Duggan and a treasure guarding dragon. It will get filthy.

Fellow Earwolf podcasters Randy & Jason Sklar join Har Mar to talk about their web show Nerd Down & 10, a 9 year-old girl doing stand-up, and the origin of Henderson. The Sklar Brothers share an embarrassing heckler story, Jason tells us about a terrible softball incident, and we hear about how Randy’s appearance on The Gordon Elliott Show is forever a part of the internet. Plus, Har Mar and the Sklarbros play a game of Let Me Ruin Your Favorite Songs with TLC’s “No Scrubs.”

Andrew Ti and Shots Fired hosts Jeff Weiss & MC Nocando explore the use of the word brother. They talk about how racist professional wrestling is and whether or not white people saying brother is racist. Leave us a question about racism at (323) 389-RACE.

Matt Besser is joined by another member of the UCB 4, Ian Roberts for the first ever Ask the UCB! They discuss how and why they started the UCB theatre in New York, the UCB philosophy, and the economics of the theatre.

Kyle calls in from New York where he’s working and also trying to sell the bunk beds he shares with Tig. They talk to Tig about her experiences at Sundance, working on Lake Bell’s feature film, and some great compliments she got from the Salt Lake City press. They also tackle the unknowable by trying to figure out what Mel Gibson is screaming in Braveheart. That segues into a conversation about the nature of freedom and whether you need to be pushed to your human limits to truly experience it.

The World Champion Judah Friedlander stops by the county to talk about his audition for 30 Rock, his love of podcasts, and why he couldn’t wear a certain hat on The Late Show with David Letterman. Our co-pilot Dan Van Kirk brings in some crazy stories that include; two strippers fighting over one dollar, a couple attacked by rhinos moments after taking a photo right next to them, and the guys play a Florida edition of Where’s The Headline. Plus, Steven Seagal is in studio to tell us about his upcoming business trip to New Orleans. Remember to don’t stand near a rhino!

Welcome to all of the Reality Show Show’s new listeners who discovered Hayes and Sean from Rolling Stone’s 50 Funniest Right Now list! The guys talk about new garbage program The Taste on ABC and its bewildering judge selection, followed by an appreciation of TBS’s new show King of the Nerds and their sponsor Little Caesars. But the real treat is the appearance of Real World and Challenge hero Frank Sweeney, who truly stops being polite as he tells shocking stories of his time on the shows.

Next week we take a look at an often requested fan favorite, Al Pacino in The Devil’s Advocate! Paul reads some of the many Corrections & Omissions for The Odd Life of Timothy Green and tells us if either the snake from Anaconda or Sylvester Stallone from Cobra would win in a fight. Be sure to get your tickets for a special Valentine’s Day episode of How Did This Get Made? LIVE Feb. 13th at Largo where Paul, June, Jason, and special guest Nick Kroll will discuss the movie From Justin to Kelly!

Andrew Ti and Shots Fired hosts Jeff Weiss & MC Nocando talk about the stereotype of black people being good at basketball, why positive stereotyping can lead to negative stereotyping, and that one episode of Family Matters where Steve Urkel plays basketball. Chill out on the stereotyping and leave us a message at (323) 389-RACE.

Pamela Murphy, Mike Still, and Alex Fernie return for a bonus cut of improv4humans! Listen as they do their best to explain improv to a Krumping team. Enjoy!

Tom got news. Then more news. Now there’s even more.

Tim Heidecker is here to tell us about his new venture as Vice President of Alternative Merchandising for The Who on this week’s Comedy Bang Bang! Paul Rust is our cheesed off co-host who helps Scott demystify some American myths and brings in some brand new New No-Nos. Bill Cosby-Bukowski also drops by to talk about his love of Kroll Show, explain exactly what #230pst is, and performs a special inauguration inspired Jelloem. Plus, Tim becomes George Burns during a game of Would You Rather?

The beautiful podcast “It Will Probably Get Loud” is back on today’s Rafflecast! We pick up with Jimmy Page, Jack White, and The Edge as they talk influences, Led Zeppelin 2.1, and the real Austin Powers. (Thanks to Cyrus Ghahremäni for providing the guitar for today’s episode!)

Jeff Weiss and MC Nocando of Shots Fired join Andrew Ti to discuss the concept of radio voice and figure out if it’s racist. Fuck the status quo and leave us a message at (323) 389-RACE.

Murfreesboro’s southern indie-rock act Glossary and Sklarbro favorite Nick Kroll stop by the calming shores of Sklarbro Country! Glossary talks to Randy & Jason about their influences, the difference between playing a show in LA than the south, and play a couple of their songs live in the studio. Nick Kroll then joins us to talk about his new sketch comedy show Kroll Show, German cannibals, and playing Fantasy football this year. Plus, Randy Moss’ dog tells us if he’s going to the Superbowl and Mark Wahlberg drops by to promote some of the many movies he’s in right now. Be sure to pick up tickets to see Randy and Jason in Portland at Helium Comedy Club this weekend (January 24-26).

Holy Smokes! It’s our three year anniversary! 3 glorious years since Elizabeth and Andy began this podcast journey! In this episode, E & A reflect on their favorite moments from the past year thanks to guests such as Dan Gregor, Jon Lajoie, Tig Notaro, Bayne Gibby, Christine Woods, and Pete Holmes! Enjoy!